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Sample Student, News Editor

Why do we do prom? We have a prom for the same reason we don’t sit on the floor and live like cavemen. We are advanced. We have technology. We want to, and we can, so we do. It’s like the capitol in The Hunger Games, they had lavish parties because it’s fun and they wanted to and they could so they did.  We want to have the feeling of living a luxurious celebrity life as teens. That’s why we rent limos — to feel fancy.